A Little Theater In Oceanside Has All The Answers

Who knew all our problems were so easy to fix? We are well on our way back to the movie palace era.

Forget downloading movies over torrents. Forget piracy in China. Forget outdated pricing. Forget buying a ticket for one movie and seeing another (I can't even believe people do this, do you really think Tom Cruise cares?). Forget DVD's and home theater set-ups. Forget the fact that everything is marketed to a teenage audience when the demographics tell a different tale. Forget a lousy, noisey experience at the theater.

The answer is: BEER.

Disclaimer: Lest I be misunderstood, I applaud the effort and hope to see more effort being made to secure a pleasurable viewing experience at the theater. I would even suggest providing the opportunity to see classic and even experimental films on the big screen once again. I would also suggest maintaing the silence during the show with the only exceptions being laughter and gasps in horror. But, yea, you might want to think about addressing the other issues too. Please turn your uncertainty into experimentation.